Not every teacher knows how to get their class to line up, and that’s OK! Between squirrelly children and numerous distractions, lining them up can be a feat. But don’t worry—we’ve got your game plan right here.
- Say, “OK, cats and kittens! It’s time to line up for the library.”
- Watch as all but four of your students start crawling on the floor and meowing.
- Say, “Ah. Wrong choice of words. Human students! Please line up for the library.”
- Say, “Jasmine, please stop cleaning Ava’s ears with your paw.”
- Say, loudly, “WE ARE DONE BEING CATS.”
- Say, “Yes, Wyatt,” since Wyatt is raising his hand.
- Thank Wyatt for sharing that his cousin adopted a cat last month.
- Have a brief side consultation with Jackson, this week’s line leader, who’d like to renegotiate his Line Leader contract as this Friday is early dismissal, thus curtailing his Line Leader net worth.
- Observe