How To Get Your Class To Line Up in 45 Easy Steps
Not every teacher knows how to get their class to line up, and that’s OK! Between squirrelly children and numerous distractions, lining them up can be a feat. But don’t worry—we’ve got your game plan right here.
- Say, “OK, cats and kittens! It’s time to line up for the library.”
- Watch as all but four of your students start crawling on the floor and meowing.
- Say, “Ah. Wrong choice of words. Human students! Please line up for the library.”
- Say, “Jasmine, please stop cleaning Ava’s ears with your paw.”
- Say, loudly, “WE ARE DONE BEING CATS.”
- Say, “Yes, Wyatt,” since Wyatt is raising his hand.
- Thank Wyatt for sharing that his cousin adopted a cat last month.
- Have a brief side consultation with Jackson, this week’s line leader, who’d like to renegotiate his Line Leader contract as this Friday is early dismissal, thus curtailing his Line Leader net worth.
- Observe